An unlikely pair

So this morning in a rush before work Dan decided he wanted to juice.  I never juice solo because I don't like to clean the damn thing so I jump on board whenever he offers.

I made my juice with:

*carrots*

*apple*

*cucumber*

*wheat grass*

*romaine*

*celery*

And as I'm about to down this green monster I realize I don't have much time for breakfast so I toss in 1/2 a scoop of the veggie protein powder and as I'm mixing them and watching the vibrant green turn to a murky brown and imagining what this juice would taste like with vanilla in it I start getting nauseous.  "this is not a good idea Aysha" I kept saying as it's whirling but this stuff is pricey and I shall not waste.  It smelled like vanilla lawn clippings so I plugged my nose and chugged and too my surprise it was strangely delicious.  Like an apple vanilla milkshake.  Well-played, Universe.