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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Dilly dally dilettante

I am not one to suffer from any type of panic attack or anything like that but I get these little spells where I cannot slow my heart rate down for the life of me and then I start freaking out BECAUSE I'm freaking out and can't figure out why and then I remember it's because I drank coffee...and today, also half of a soda (which I NEVER drink).  I so desperately want to love coffee, I feel like it brings so many people together.  My future mother-in-law has 4  coffee pots and exposed me to my very first and most likely last cappuccino.  Alas, I will be a decaf coffee and herbal tea drinker until I die.  I'm okay with that though.  People assume I'm earthy and care about the "poisons" I put in my body.  Little do they know that I avoid caffeine because at 3 in the morning it tries to convince me that I can do the alterations on my one wedding dress, no problem.

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